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Oh, for Christ sake.

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I don't have time for this.
I'm busy, okay?

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Just run the damn thing

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so these idiots can see
what they missed last week.

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♪ Rock music ♪

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Fifth DUI... I mean,
how does that even happen?

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Ask me again when you're 60.

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His sobriety isn't yours.

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This co-dependent shit's
gonna drag you down too.

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Look, if Brad can't make it,
how am I supposed to, huh?

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Nobody fucks with a vet
on my watch.

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Oh! What the fuck?

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Ah!
Who are you?

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I'm your worst
fucking nightmare.

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You cleaned me up in five days.

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Here.
It's five grand.

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You like to be dominated.

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Dominated?
Have you met me?

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I'm yours to command.

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Just tell me...
how to dominate you.

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I think you're missing
the point, babe.

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- I'm here to let you go too.
- What did I do wrong?

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Nothing at all.
You were the model employee.

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Dress for the job you want,

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not for the job you have.

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Why should I sacrifice
everything I've worked for

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- just so they can move into that building?
- Because

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they're helpless
and you're not!

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I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.

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- I am not tearing it away...
- Find another fucking church!

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♪ Rock music ♪
*SHAMELESS*
Season 08  Episode 07
Title: "Occupy Fiona"

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♪♪♪

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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪

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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪

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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪

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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

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♪ What is this downside ♪

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♪ That you speak of? ♪

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♪ What is this feeling ♪

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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪

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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪

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♪ You were willing
once before ♪

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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

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♪ What is this downside ♪

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♪ That you speak of? ♪

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♪ What is this feeling ♪

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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

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What the fuck?

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- Morning.
- No!

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I am not doing this
with you again today.

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We are both fucking adults.

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Come on, I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed...

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Oh, fuck!

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Think we should do something?

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She survived prison.

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She can handle
the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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He's been icing her all week.

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Over a stupid church?

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Who cares?

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He does.

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- So we shouldn't do anything?
- Absolutely not.

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Squabbles between siblings
are as old as time.

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Cain and Abel.

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Serena and Venus.

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George W. and Jeb.

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Hey, son,
what do you say you, uh,

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iron some military creases
into my suit jacket?

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Need sharp corners today.
Daddy's got a big job interview.

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With Lumber Lot.

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Thought you already
worked at Lumber Lot.

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No, that's Lumber
Lawn and Lighting, Debs,

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an entirely separate
and sub-par institution

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from whence I have parted ways.

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Wait.
You got fired?

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I did not get fired.

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Livestock's been
fed and watered, sir.

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Permission to attend
last day of school?

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- Permission granted.
- Jesus, Carl.

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Your involuntary detox program
is stinking up the whole house.

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It smells like
afterbirth down there.

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I still need $3,527
for tuition.

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Look at you!

86
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The managerial apple is
falling close to the tree.

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Mornin'.

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Let's go, Liam.

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Before he pours
pathetic sauce all over us.

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Have a good last day,
Liam.

91
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Good luck at Lumber Lot, Frank.

92
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No luck needed, Debs.

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Oh, God!

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♪ rock music ♪

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Jesus!
Get it together, loser.

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- No one wants to see a grown man
- God.

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Ugly-cry in his underwear.

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Idiot!

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♪♪♪

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Kev, we're out of toilet paper.
Can you get some today?

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Yeah, sure, no problem.

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Hey, is this the thing
you were talking about,

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with wanting to be dominated?

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'Cause it looks painful.
I mean, look at the guy

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with the pole up his ass.

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He's sad in his eyes.

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You really think you should be
watching Triple-X Hardcore

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with the girls?

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I have the volume on mute.

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I just want to feel
a tiny bit controlled.

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You telling me what to do.

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You be in charge instead
of me being in charge.

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- Is that so hard?
- No, it's just, you know...

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We haven't had spicy... salsa
since the girls.

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Mm, all the more reason
to caliente it up.

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Okay, so what do you
want me to do?

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Buy some props, some leather,
or what?

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I don't know, Kev.

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You be in charge.

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♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

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All right, fine.

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I'll see you later today.

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Or maybe I won't.

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I'm being mysterious.

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I'm late.

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Oh. Love you.

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- Love you.
- And you.

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Love you, love you.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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Oh, hey.
Hey, why aren't you dressed?

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I forgot her birthday.

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What? Come on, get up.
We have court today. Come on.

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It's Cami's birthday, look.

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I'd forgotten till
I saw it on Facebook.

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I'm a piece of shit!

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Okay, look,
we're gonna take this

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one step at a time, all right?

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First, you shower.
Then, deodorant.

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And then we're gonna...
send her some nice flowers.

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She hates flowers.

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Cupcakes then, whatever!

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We gotta go to court now.
Come on.

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I-I gotta go to Zales.

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I gotta get a charm
for her bracelet.

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- And I gotta go home.
- Well, no, you're not allowed to go home.

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Where the fuck's my wallet?

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You don't have one.

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Y-you lost it.

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Oh, shit!

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God damn it!

152
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Look, hey,

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I will take you to Zales,

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but after court.

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Okay.

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Good, right now,
we gotta go.

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There you go.

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I will now begin intake.

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When I get to you,
state your name

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and your parents' net worth

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in a loud and clear voice.

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You first.

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Something funny?

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♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

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- What is your name?
- Go fuck yourself.

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What drug are you on?

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Go fuck your mama.

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What's the level of pain
in your leg?

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Zero.
I like it.

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♪♪♪

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Youens.
Look, we're at Patsy's.

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All right, where
you're supposed to be,

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just... Pick up.

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♪♪♪

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Hey.

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Yo, Brad.
Come on, you gotta eat.

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All right?

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Poor Cami.

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Fuckin', you imagine?

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I'm a rabid dog.

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Just take me to a field
and shoot me.

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All right, look, let's practice
what you're gonna say when

183
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they ask if you've seen Youens
at AA meetings, all right?

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I-I told you, I'm not gonna lie.

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Yeah, I'm not asking you to lie.

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AA's about honesty.

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I'm not gonna lie
about attendance.

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Look, you've seen him
in a meeting.

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One meeting. Once.
For ten seconds.

190
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Then it's not a lie.

191
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You guys want more coffee?

192
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Yeah, thank you.

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Have you seen Youens?

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He was supposed to meet us here
before his court date.

195
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Nope. Haven't seen him.

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I feel like I'm herding cats
with these two.

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Yeah.

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You okay?

199
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Yeah, sorry, just... stuff.

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Want to talk about it?

201
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Nah, it's fucked up.

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Shit.

203
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Bob says Youens
is still at home.

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Come on.
Hey, uh, how much I owe you?

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- Go. Settle up later.
- You sure?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

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Come on, Brad.

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Hey, Brad,
come on, all right?

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A no-call, no-show
on a weekend?

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You fucked me,
\Debbie Gallagher.

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I know, but the circumstances
were really beyond my control.

212
00:08:04,013 --> 00:08:06,502
Of course I would have called if
I weren't in jail in Missouri.

213
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It's the stupid Plan B
state law's fault,

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not mine.

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Sorry.

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No show, no job.

217
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Please give me another chance,
Nadine, please.

218
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I'm really sorry.

219
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Fine.
That was your final warning.

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- You hear me?
- Totally, totally.

221
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And be nicer to people.

222
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They could park at Easy Lot
for 30 cents less.

223
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Say "please" and "thank you."

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I would be pleased to.
Thank you.

225
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I know what you're thinking.
And the answer's no.

226
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That's not a typo.

227
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I was promoted to
assistant manager that quickly.

228
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Yeah, so why don't you let me
tell you a little bit

229
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about how we do things here.

230
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No need.
I did my research.

231
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Let's just cut to the chase.

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What's this?

233
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I'm worth it.

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Mr. Gallagher,
I don't make this much.

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I've been here 38 years.

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Well, I started
the negotiations high, yes.

237
00:09:01,952 --> 00:09:03,923
But I would be
a store manager too

238
00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:06,132
if the internet hadn't
fucked us up the ass.

239
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Even if you were
remotely qualified,

240
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I don't have anything
in management to offer you.

241
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You ad said "all levels."

242
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"All levels welcome to apply."

243
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But the only shift I have open
is graveyard.

244
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- Minimum wage...
- I was Employee of the Month.

245
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Do these accolades mean nothing?

246
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- Not really.
- Offer declined.

247
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This collar is white.

248
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I'll take my talents elsewhere.

249
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I read about it online.

250
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You put a bag of lemons
into a ceramic bowl,

251
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and bam, rent goes up
like 100 bucks.

252
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Hipster catnip.

253
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Lemons?
I would have thought we hipsters

254
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would be into figs,
or, like, pamplemousse LaCroix.

255
00:09:42,531 --> 00:09:45,078
Nope, lemons in a damn bowl
is all it takes

256
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for you guys to want
to be rent-raped.

257
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Well, lemons or not, I'm
not sure you can ask 1,100 bucks

258
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for an apartment
with a janky pocket door.

259
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This is officially stuck.

260
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,211
Can't we just rip it out?

261
00:09:55,288 --> 00:09:57,794
I don't know.
It's in there good.

262
00:09:57,871 --> 00:09:59,805
But I know an Irish guy
that does wood stuff.

263
00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,200
You want me to see
if he's around?

264
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,587
Yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.

265
00:10:09,121 --> 00:10:12,002
I think your brother's
egging you.

266
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,078
Don't make eye contact.
It'll just encourage him.

267
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,786
Is this still about the church?

268
00:10:15,863 --> 00:10:17,336
- Uh-huh.
- Jesus.

269
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:18,899
Someone needs a hobby.

270
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:20,706
Yeah, well, forgiveness

271
00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:22,649
is not exactly
a Gallagher trait.

272
00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,253
Damn.

273
00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:27,287
Aren't you gonna
yell at him or something?

274
00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:30,287
I am not.
You know why?

275
00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:34,669
Because I am a 28-year-old
grown-ass woman.

276
00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:36,487
And I'm not
a childish little shit

277
00:10:36,555 --> 00:10:38,317
with a history
of psycho behavior

278
00:10:38,385 --> 00:10:41,305
and deep reservoirs
of unfounded rage!

279
00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:45,412
Oh, they have
spray paint cans now.

280
00:10:45,489 --> 00:10:48,078
Yeah, they're spray-painting
your sidewalk.

281
00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:57,383
Youens!

282
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,445
Oh, Jesus Christ.

283
00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:01,680
What the fuck are you doing?
You have court today.

284
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,413
- Shit... fuck!
- I'm not going.

285
00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:07,245
Come on, get up.

286
00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,962
All right, we gotta get
you in the shower.

287
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,995
I'm going to fucking jail today.

288
00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,577
Everyone knows it but you.

289
00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:13,971
There's a big fucking difference

290
00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,419
between three months in county

291
00:11:15,496 --> 00:11:17,495
and... and ten years
in the state pen, right?

292
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:18,752
Leave me alone.

293
00:11:18,829 --> 00:11:20,204
Brad, come on, help me get him.

294
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,495
- Shit.
- Come on.

295
00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:23,253
Ah, shit.

296
00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:24,752
- Come on.
- Where we taking him?

297
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:25,846
Right over here.

298
00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:29,995
Gotta admit, it's catchy.

299
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,424
"Thundercunt," "Cuntlord."

300
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,746
I'm starting to detect
a pattern there.

301
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,336
Hey!

302
00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:41,168
Vandalism.

303
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,799
Now you're trespassing
on a vacant lot.

304
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,253
No, it's not a vacant lot.

305
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,162
A sweet old lady
named Connie Rupp owns it

306
00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:50,536
and has granted me
temporary occupancy

307
00:11:50,613 --> 00:11:52,378
for, uh, $11.

308
00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:55,162
Now, I'm allowed to
express myself on my property,

309
00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:56,413
as are my guests.

310
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,077
Well, the sidewalk
belongs to the city.

311
00:11:58,145 --> 00:11:59,634
- It's not your property.
- Oh, great.

312
00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:00,859
Over here!

313
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,775
- Yeah, this way, guys!
- What is this?

314
00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:04,150
Well, you stole the possibility

315
00:12:04,218 --> 00:12:05,916
of them having a new home
away from them.

316
00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:07,561
They gotta pitch
their tents somewhere.

317
00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:10,576
Thankfully, I have access
to a very large lot.

318
00:12:10,652 --> 00:12:12,294
Where should we set up
the kitchen tent

319
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,483
and dig the latrine?

320
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,294
Uh, kitchen there.

321
00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:18,745
Latrine there, as close to
the property line as possible.

322
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,627
Look, I get it, okay?
Believe me.

323
00:12:21,704 --> 00:12:23,366
I am aware that you're pissed.

324
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,877
But you can't just build
a homeless tent city here.

325
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,905
I have an open house
and prospective renters.

326
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,795
Closer.
Dig the latrine closer.

327
00:12:29,863 --> 00:12:31,172
She's only got
a five-foot setback,

328
00:12:31,239 --> 00:12:33,473
so get as close to
the property as possible.

329
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:36,154
I want her to smell our shit.

330
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:43,044
Good morning, sir,
and how are you

331
00:12:43,121 --> 00:12:44,984
on this fine day?
May I please have your ticket?

332
00:12:45,051 --> 00:12:46,669
I owe you 4.89.

333
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,329
Okay, if you just
give me a moment to check that.

334
00:12:49,406 --> 00:12:50,669
To check that?

335
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,287
You think you get to
check my math?

336
00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:54,446
I'm the head of Urology
at St. Joe's.

337
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,828
You are a parking lot attendant

338
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,540
who probably didn't finish
third grade.

339
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,218
Open the gate.

340
00:13:00,595 --> 00:13:01,669
But... y...

341
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:05,213
♪ rock music ♪

342
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,745
Oh, my God!

343
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,194
♪♪♪

344
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:14,379
You don't have to be
a dick about it!

345
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,028
Dick!

346
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,044
♪♪♪

347
00:13:20,237 --> 00:13:21,743
- Ah...
- What?

348
00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:23,361
- Cold, water cold.
- All right.

349
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,593
All right, hang on,
I'm gonna turn the hot on, okay?

350
00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:27,616
There you go, there you go.

351
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:30,554
Hey where-where's your soap
and all your towels, huh?

352
00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,627
There's no soap in here.

353
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,509
Who doesn't have soap
and fucking towels?

354
00:13:34,577 --> 00:13:36,011
All right, you hold on
to him, okay?

355
00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,385
And I'm gonna go get some
bedsheets,

356
00:13:37,452 --> 00:13:39,672
- dry him off with those.
- Grab my phone! In case Cami calls.

357
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:41,444
- It's on the bed.
- Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah.

358
00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:44,233
Ow, hot!
Now it's hot.

359
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,701
- All right, shit...
- Now it's hot.

360
00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:47,693
- Ah.
- There you go, there you go.

361
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:54,930
Oh! Fuck!

362
00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:00,259
What the fuck?

363
00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:01,944
He fucking puked on me.

364
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,457
Now I'm gonna fucking puke
'cause he fucking puked on me.

365
00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:06,044
Jesus!

366
00:14:06,257 --> 00:14:08,017
Fuck this!
I'm going home.

367
00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:10,261
No, no, Brad!
Youens!

368
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,532
All right, we don't
have time for this shit!

369
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,610
If we are late,
if we do not show,

370
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,211
the judge is gonna slap you with

371
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,861
the maximum possible sentence,
all right?

372
00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,461
Brad, look at me, look at me.
Hey.

373
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,383
Hey, you need to get out
of those puke clothes.

374
00:14:21,451 --> 00:14:23,003
Okay?
Go to Youens' closet.

375
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,363
Try to find something that fits.

376
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,549
This was my best suit.

377
00:14:25,617 --> 00:14:26,971
I was gonna get married
in this suit!

378
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:29,212
I don't care!
Go, now!

379
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,037
Okay, listen to me.

380
00:14:32,114 --> 00:14:34,627
Go get changed, please.
All right?

381
00:14:34,836 --> 00:14:36,941
And we will try to
stop by Cami's on our way.

382
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,294
- Really?
- Yes.

383
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,301
- But, Jesus Christ, go!
- Okay.

384
00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:41,863
- Go! Go!
- Okay, okay!

385
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,540
Occupy Fiona!

386
00:14:43,754 --> 00:14:45,308
Occupy Fiona!

387
00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:46,752
Occupy Fiona!

388
00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,762
Occupy Fiona!

389
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,253
- Occupy Fiona!
- Ian.

390
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,121
- Occupy Fiona!
- Ian.

391
00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:53,777
- Occupy Fiona.
- Ian.

392
00:14:53,845 --> 00:14:55,332
Occupy Fiona!

393
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,270
- What the hell's going on?
- What's it look like?

394
00:14:57,337 --> 00:14:59,496
Fiona stole our building
to protect her precious

395
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,980
property value, so now we're
taking her property value

396
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:03,460
into our own hands.

397
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,037
So you're using my kids
to fight your sister?

398
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,710
No, they're angry
about gentrification,

399
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,919
and I'm helping them
channel their feelings

400
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,204
in positive, creative ways.

401
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,544
This seems like a family issue.

402
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:17,173
Should we try "Fuck you, Fiona"?

403
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,678
That's a good one.

404
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,371
Fuck you, Fiona!

405
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,710
Fuck you, Fiona!

406
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,572
- Fuck you, Fiona!
- Fuck you, Fiona!

407
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,128
- Fuck you, Fiona!
- Fuck you, Fiona!

408
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,294
Mr. Gallagher,
I'm gonna be straight with you.

409
00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:31,961
I'm looking for someone with

410
00:15:32,038 --> 00:15:33,255
three-to-five years
management experience

411
00:15:33,322 --> 00:15:35,078
and strong social media skills.

412
00:15:35,155 --> 00:15:38,142
- Facebook for a flooring store?
- Absolutely.

413
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:39,996
Smith and Colin Flooring
is a young company,

414
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,329
and we are serious about
increasing our online presence.

415
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,702
♪ OurPricesWillFloorYou.

416
00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:46,836
Whoa.

417
00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,211
Listen, Lexy...

418
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:49,536
♪ pensive rock music ♪

419
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:50,936
I'm a quick study.

420
00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:52,961
And I'd be willing to go down to

421
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:56,426
an associate or even
an assistant manager position

422
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,511
if the incentives
are competitive.

423
00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:00,710
Could you show me the prospectus

424
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,710
of the management stock options
here?

425
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,809
I'm afraid with your résumé,
all I can show you is the door.

426
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,428
I'm sorry.

427
00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:09,260
Look, it's never easy
to say that.

428
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,745
Particularly not to someone who
reminds me of my grandpoppy Joe.

429
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:17,012
♪♪♪

430
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:19,981
Kev?

431
00:16:20,317 --> 00:16:22,400
You here?

432
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:25,329
♪ Percussive tribal music ♪

433
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,003
Before we begin,

434
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,103
we must set a safe word.

435
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,056
It will be...
"French fry."

436
00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:36,040
Take off your clothes and
get on the bed on all fours.

437
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:40,086
♪♪♪

438
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,446
Hurry.

439
00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:46,844
Like this?

440
00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:48,266
Silence!

441
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:51,141
Only I speak,
which means you do not speak.

442
00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:52,585
Heretofore.

443
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,585
Now, I will spank you
with this paddle.

444
00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:55,846
♪ Hard rock music ♪

445
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,477
Because...

446
00:16:57,906 --> 00:17:00,141
of no reason.

447
00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:01,919
Now,

448
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:03,938
here it comes.

449
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,649
Spanking commenced,

450
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,661
you bad wife.

451
00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:10,794
♪♪♪

452
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,417
French fry. French fry.

453
00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:13,505
Just a really quick
"French fry."

454
00:17:13,572 --> 00:17:14,829
V, I don't really want
to hurt you,

455
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:15,829
but this could scar you.

456
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:16,995
It's not gonna scar.

457
00:17:17,072 --> 00:17:18,253
Okay.

458
00:17:18,526 --> 00:17:20,339
Okay, I can do this.

459
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,129
I can.

460
00:17:22,503 --> 00:17:23,710
Now...

461
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:26,183
brace yourself for my wrath,

462
00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:27,974
because it's paddle time.

463
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:31,086
♪ Percussive tribal music ♪

464
00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:32,730
French fry.

465
00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:38,594
Hi.
You must be Fred.

466
00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:41,357
Sorry I'm late.
Little, uh, neighbor dispute.

467
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:43,644
- Ford.
- Oh, no, it's Fiona.

468
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,870
No, it's Ford.
You called me Fred.

469
00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:47,336
Oh.
Right.

470
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,701
Uh... Ford.
Sorry.

471
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,253
Anyway, uh, thanks
for coming on short notice.

472
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:55,753
Nessa said you might be able
to remove this piece of shit.

473
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,627
You want to take out
a 19th-century pocket door?

474
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,703
Yeah, so I can
increase the rent.

475
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,336
Victorian cherry.
Hand-applied carvings.

476
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,413
There's probably only
three or four dozen like this

477
00:18:05,489 --> 00:18:06,745
left in all of Chicago.

478
00:18:06,822 --> 00:18:09,044
Well, I'm looking at it... Ford...

479
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,169
And all I'm seeing is
the broken armpit

480
00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:13,287
in the middle of
an otherwise swank apartment.

481
00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:14,544
So let's 86 it.

482
00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:15,661
Fiona!

483
00:18:15,738 --> 00:18:17,128
Fiona!

484
00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:17,913
- Is!
- Is!

485
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,794
A cuntlord!

486
00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:20,922
- A cuntlord!
- Excuse me.

487
00:18:20,989 --> 00:18:23,086
- Fiona!
- Fiona!

488
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:24,703
- Is!
- Is!

489
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,578
- A cuntlord!
- A cuntlord!

490
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,336
- Fiona!
- Fiona!

491
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:31,086
- Is!
- Is!

492
00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:34,084
- A cuntlord!
- A cuntlord!

493
00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:37,483
I, uh, can't let you do this.

494
00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:38,953
He's the one being an asshole.

495
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,360
The door.
Can't let you toss it.

496
00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:43,849
I'll fix it for you.

497
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,847
Let me, uh, go back to the shop,
get some of

498
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:48,712
my woodworking tools, and
then I'll be back, all right?

499
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,189
Whoa... w... how much
is that gonna cost me?

500
00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:52,133
I'll just do it.

501
00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,774
You're just gonna
fix my door for free?

502
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:57,005
If that's all right with you?

503
00:19:00,176 --> 00:19:02,000
I feel like this probably

504
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,014
looks kind of bad,
because, you know,

505
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:06,586
usually only asshole landlords
get protested against,

506
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,478
but this is
a bullshit family thing.

507
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,650
- I wasn't...
- I come from trash just like

508
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,142
everybody else
in this neighborhood.

509
00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:14,212
I raised five fucking kids

510
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,503
by myself.

511
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,118
Uh... siblings, not mine.

512
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,120
And did I get any thanks for it?
No.

513
00:19:19,197 --> 00:19:20,863
I try to protect my investment.

514
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,995
I try to take
one tiny little step

515
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:25,405
up the economic ladder,
and my own brother

516
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,246
tries to pull me back down

517
00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:28,696
into the fucking shit with him.

518
00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:29,988
But I am not going.

519
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:31,904
Okay?
I'm done.

520
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,662
I'm gonna go get my tools now.

521
00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:41,045
♪ Pensive rock music ♪

522
00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:48,680
♪♪♪

523
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,037
Hey.

524
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,912
- Hey.
- Are you kidding me?

525
00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:02,879
- No, look, he... he just...
- Not until he's 30 days sober.

526
00:20:02,946 --> 00:20:04,000
Look, he just wants to
wish you

527
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,197
- a happy birthday, Cami.
- I don't want to hear

528
00:20:05,264 --> 00:20:06,720
"happy birthday" from him.

529
00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:08,703
All right, look, he... he
won't stop crying.

530
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,740
All right, and he
has to testify in court

531
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:12,438
in support of my friend
in a few minutes.

532
00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:14,635
All right, and if you don't
give him a reason to live,

533
00:20:14,703 --> 00:20:16,196
I'm afraid he's gonna
fuck it up for my friend,

534
00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:18,820
and then my friend's
gonna go to jail forever.

535
00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:21,667
All right, please,
just let the man shout

536
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:24,492
"happy birthday"
from 40 feet away, that's all.

537
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,071
I'll stand here for ten seconds.

538
00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:28,155
That's perfect.
Thank you.

539
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:29,787
Thank you.
Thank you.

540
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,852
I love you so much, Cami Lynn.

541
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:36,430
You're the center of my earth
and... I love you.

542
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,953
I'm gonna get you
a charm for your bracelet later.

543
00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:42,688
Gonna pay extra to engrave
the baby's initials on it.

544
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,772
♪ Rock music ♪

545
00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:47,821
Happy birthday.

546
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:51,617
♪♪♪

547
00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:58,344
In 72 hours, you will be
free of your addiction.

548
00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:01,534
You're already in pain.
You're already suffering.

549
00:21:01,602 --> 00:21:04,912
Questions?
Yes?

550
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,530
- What are you doing this for?
- Money.

551
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,270
From who?
Who pays you?

552
00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,906
Your grateful families.

553
00:21:11,059 --> 00:21:13,572
That is the most bullshit
business plan

554
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,536
I've ever heard.

555
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:17,841
None of these junkies
come from money.

556
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:20,120
And that one's wearing
jeggings from Ross.

557
00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:22,696
They're just gonna stiff you,
Corporal Carl.

558
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,363
How much do you need?

559
00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:26,755
$3,527.

560
00:21:26,895 --> 00:21:28,613
First semester tuition
at military school.

561
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:29,864
That's it?

562
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:34,036
With your charm and your...
commanding voice,

563
00:21:34,114 --> 00:21:36,763
you could make that in about an
hour if you just apply yourself.

564
00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:38,946
If you mean Uber,
it's a bum deal.

565
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:41,447
No.

566
00:21:41,524 --> 00:21:43,828
Ransom.
Yeah.

567
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,828
We do a little ransom sitch.

568
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,787
You get me a few grams of coke

569
00:21:47,864 --> 00:21:49,609
and I'll help you make
a Jihad Joan video.

570
00:21:49,677 --> 00:21:51,374
Let's Stanley Kubrick this shit.

571
00:21:51,442 --> 00:21:53,071
Say that
you're holding me hostage,

572
00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:55,787
you need $3,527.

573
00:21:55,864 --> 00:21:58,363
My dad's rich as fuck.
He'll totally pay.

574
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,405
♪ Rousing electronic music ♪

575
00:22:00,473 --> 00:22:04,271
♪♪♪

576
00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:08,794
Nice of you to show up.

577
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,552
Wait.
Wait... wait.

578
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:14,261
Hey, you got a mint?

579
00:22:14,346 --> 00:22:16,352
His breath's still
blowing a 0.34.

580
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,592
- Spearmint or winter mint?
- Winter mint, please.

581
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,021
All right, let me see you guys.

582
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,151
Eyes up.
Let me see.

583
00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:22,531
I look like I'm going clamming.

584
00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:24,294
Yeah, that's fine.

585
00:22:24,848 --> 00:22:27,333
All right.
And you.

586
00:22:27,653 --> 00:22:29,224
Oh, you got a couple

587
00:22:29,544 --> 00:22:31,788
nicks on your neck, but

588
00:22:31,982 --> 00:22:35,013
otherwise, pretty good.

589
00:22:35,907 --> 00:22:37,156
And what are you gonna say?

590
00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:38,954
- I'm sorry.
- No.

591
00:22:39,031 --> 00:22:41,546
- I'm truly sorry.
- And?

592
00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:44,662
I'm sober.
I'm truly sober.

593
00:22:44,794 --> 00:22:46,530
I don't want to spend
years in jail, Lip.

594
00:22:46,607 --> 00:22:48,786
I know what I need to say.

595
00:22:49,279 --> 00:22:51,091
All right.

596
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,162
What about you?
You gonna say what we practiced?

597
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:55,466
I'm not gonna lie.

598
00:22:55,534 --> 00:22:57,576
You're gonna say
what we practiced.

599
00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:02,067
All right, let's do this.

600
00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:04,176
♪ Bluesy rock music ♪

601
00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:08,466
♪♪♪

602
00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:17,810
Here.
Open the gate.

603
00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:19,781
And good afternoon
to you too, sir.

604
00:23:19,849 --> 00:23:21,669
I'll be with you
in just a moment.

605
00:23:24,247 --> 00:23:26,599
What the hell are you doing?
Take my ticket.

606
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,307
Oh, I'm sorry, I just

607
00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:30,988
need to sit here in quiet
and do some mental stretches,

608
00:23:31,065 --> 00:23:33,155
'cause this math is
gonna be so hard for me.

609
00:23:33,232 --> 00:23:37,372
I swear to God, I will drive
through this gate right now.

610
00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:40,028
And done.

611
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,888
I'd be happy to take
your ticket now, sir.

612
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,958
Thank you so very much
for your patience.

613
00:23:44,396 --> 00:23:46,044
Oh, um.

614
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:49,724
You only gave me 4.25
and the time is now 12:31.

615
00:23:49,841 --> 00:23:51,162
You owe me $1.40.

616
00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:54,322
♪ Punk rock music ♪

617
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:58,177
♪♪♪

618
00:23:59,864 --> 00:24:02,447
♪ Are you ready ♪

619
00:24:03,773 --> 00:24:07,489
♪♪♪

620
00:24:08,169 --> 00:24:10,578
Fuck you, Doctor Dick!

621
00:24:11,099 --> 00:24:13,114
You're fucking ugly!

622
00:24:14,406 --> 00:24:15,620
He's a dick!

623
00:24:15,697 --> 00:24:17,323
♪ You're not happy ♪

624
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:22,036
Speaking Spanish...

625
00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:27,870
Speaking Spanish

626
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:31,072
Speaking Spanish

627
00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:37,363
I'm going to jail.
For the rest of my life.

628
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,317
Gracias.
You may be seated.

629
00:24:41,739 --> 00:24:44,013
Mr. Feehan, call your witness.

630
00:24:44,224 --> 00:24:48,208
Defense calls Bradley Young,
AA Secretary, Your Honor.

631
00:24:51,822 --> 00:24:54,405
Do you affirm the testimony
you are about to give will be

632
00:24:54,482 --> 00:24:56,825
the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?

633
00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:58,040
I do.

634
00:24:58,108 --> 00:24:59,287
Mr. Young, you're a member of

635
00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:02,755
Dr. Youens' AA group and
frequently serve as secretary.

636
00:25:02,823 --> 00:25:04,349
- Is that right?
- Yes.

637
00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:05,892
Can you tell the court,
to the best of your knowledge,

638
00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:08,060
if Dr. Youens is
currently sober?

639
00:25:08,544 --> 00:25:11,601
I believe he is sober,
at this time.

640
00:25:11,669 --> 00:25:13,982
Does he attend meetings
regularly?

641
00:25:14,169 --> 00:25:15,639
I've seen him in attendance.

642
00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:19,673
"Does he attend regularly"
was the question, Mr. Young.

643
00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:21,974
Define regularly.

644
00:25:25,927 --> 00:25:27,812
It's hard to say for sure.

645
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,255
Um, there are
hundreds of meetings,

646
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,867
uh, he could be attending,
all over the city.

647
00:25:32,935 --> 00:25:34,091
Mr. Young,

648
00:25:34,161 --> 00:25:37,185
is he maintaining his sobriety?

649
00:25:42,216 --> 00:25:44,599
I don't have access to him 24/7,

650
00:25:44,739 --> 00:25:47,997
but... yes,

651
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,552
uh, I believe he is.

652
00:25:51,191 --> 00:25:53,396
Mr. Young, you're excused.

653
00:25:53,646 --> 00:25:55,255
The court now calls a recess.

654
00:25:55,323 --> 00:25:57,419
All rise.

655
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,896
So what happens now?

656
00:26:01,964 --> 00:26:03,093
Lunch.

657
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,075
Be back in an hour.
I gotta take this.

658
00:26:05,171 --> 00:26:06,929
This is Feehan.

659
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:14,056
- Oh, where you going?
- Prison.

660
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,653
It's not over yet.

661
00:26:15,771 --> 00:26:17,117
I know that, Bradley.

662
00:26:17,185 --> 00:26:18,806
I was being sardonic.

663
00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:21,718
I'm going to take
my last leak as a free man,

664
00:26:21,786 --> 00:26:23,341
if it's okay with you.

665
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,798
♪ Sensual ambient music playing...

666
00:26:34,351 --> 00:26:36,532
Kev?

667
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,729
Over here.

668
00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:42,239
In the darkest corner
of the lair.

669
00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:47,639
Before we start,
the safe word is "alley cat."

670
00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:51,099
I want you to take your clothes
off and get on the bed.

671
00:26:51,349 --> 00:26:53,646
I'm going to drip this
all over your body.

672
00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:56,973
And you will bear
the pain in silence.

673
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,671
Unless, of course,
it's too painful,

674
00:26:58,739 --> 00:27:00,255
then you say "alley cat."

675
00:27:00,849 --> 00:27:02,224
Wax, Kev?

676
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:03,648
Now, wench!

677
00:27:03,716 --> 00:27:05,140
Yes, sir.

678
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,153
♪♪♪

679
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:10,817
I'm going to begin
my cruel abuse

680
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,841
by dripping this
onto your beautiful breasts

681
00:27:14,974 --> 00:27:16,427
that fed my children.

682
00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:18,544
Ow... fuck!

683
00:27:18,614 --> 00:27:21,458
I dripped it on my finger.
Oh, fuck, that hurts.

684
00:27:21,665 --> 00:27:23,247
Wax is hot!

685
00:27:23,738 --> 00:27:25,013
Alley cat.

686
00:27:25,161 --> 00:27:27,200
♪♪♪

687
00:27:34,127 --> 00:27:35,629
Hey, sure you don't want one?

688
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,662
No, I'm not hungry.

689
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,840
You know he's going to jail,
right?

690
00:27:46,661 --> 00:27:48,305
He's guilty.

691
00:27:48,818 --> 00:27:51,067
He drove his car into a house.

692
00:27:51,466 --> 00:27:53,764
Almost hit a grandma.

693
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:56,139
The prosecutor's right.

694
00:27:56,982 --> 00:27:59,049
- He's a danger to society.
- No, he didn't hit her.

695
00:27:59,567 --> 00:28:01,843
He's had four previous DUls.

696
00:28:02,052 --> 00:28:04,472
Didn't learn shit.

697
00:28:05,012 --> 00:28:07,418
Can't teach an old dog
new tricks.

698
00:28:08,403 --> 00:28:09,890
It was anyone else,

699
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,476
you'd want him behind bars too.

700
00:28:15,812 --> 00:28:17,319
How's my door coming?

701
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,661
If you're asking
how long it's gonna take,

702
00:28:19,808 --> 00:28:21,064
a long time.

703
00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:23,049
Well, it's just that I

704
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,753
have an open house
in a couple hours, so.

705
00:28:25,821 --> 00:28:27,153
Where you at, girl?

706
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:28,827
In here!

707
00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:30,778
Wow!
Look at this.

708
00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:32,994
All cleaned up.

709
00:28:33,071 --> 00:28:34,994
And you got yourself
a bowl of lemons.

710
00:28:35,071 --> 00:28:36,976
All Crate and Barrel and shit.

711
00:28:37,044 --> 00:28:39,109
Yeah, gotta get 1,100 a month
out of this place,

712
00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:40,445
so can't fuck around.

713
00:28:40,513 --> 00:28:42,569
He come with the place too?

714
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:45,679
Uh, Ford,
this is Veronica.

715
00:28:45,747 --> 00:28:46,994
V, this is Ford.

716
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,787
- Hey.
- He's got a thing for doors.

717
00:28:48,855 --> 00:28:51,444
- Hi, how are you?
- Nice to meet you.

718
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,952
Cute.

719
00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:55,215
Weird.

720
00:28:56,161 --> 00:28:57,846
What's with tent city?

721
00:28:57,914 --> 00:28:59,538
Anybody see you come in?

722
00:28:59,606 --> 00:29:00,848
I don't think so.
Why?

723
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,945
Ian's at large
and we're unprotected,

724
00:29:03,022 --> 00:29:04,577
ass out in the wind.

725
00:29:04,903 --> 00:29:06,715
You know you sound
batshit crazy, right?

726
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,569
You two have got to
stop this bullshit.

727
00:29:08,655 --> 00:29:09,911
Family is family.

728
00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:14,059
- Can I help you?
- Are you Fiona Gallagher?

729
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:16,270
- Who's asking?
- Chicago Fire Department.

730
00:29:16,481 --> 00:29:18,093
Got a call from
a concerned neighbor

731
00:29:18,161 --> 00:29:20,544
saying this building has
some fire code violations.

732
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:21,744
I need to look around.

733
00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:23,036
Fire code violations?

734
00:29:23,114 --> 00:29:25,294
No, I-I'm up to code on...

735
00:29:25,987 --> 00:29:27,114
♪ Rock music ♪

736
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,632
My God, fuckin' Ian.

737
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,702
♪♪♪

738
00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:32,468
No, he called the city on you?

739
00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:33,778
That's some hardcore shit.

740
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,499
Game on, motherfucker!

741
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,286
Game on!

742
00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:41,113
♪♪♪

743
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:54,301
Asking for money from somebody?
Jesus, you're so slow.

744
00:29:54,434 --> 00:29:55,608
What's taking so long?

745
00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:57,861
We have customers waiting,
right, you understand that?

746
00:29:57,938 --> 00:30:00,116
Don't you?
Clean it up.

747
00:30:00,184 --> 00:30:03,028
♪ Bluesy rock music ♪

748
00:30:03,112 --> 00:30:06,840
♪♪♪

749
00:30:11,987 --> 00:30:15,119
Mr. Gallagher, as
a friend and fellow AA member,

750
00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:17,481
you'd like to speak
on behalf of Clyde Youens?

751
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,051
Yes.

752
00:30:19,395 --> 00:30:21,410
Um.

753
00:30:22,192 --> 00:30:24,012
There's been a lot of talk today

754
00:30:24,106 --> 00:30:27,272
about Professor Youens
being a danger to society.

755
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:30,231
And I-I understand
that it could sound that way.

756
00:30:30,348 --> 00:30:32,919
Uh, he has a bad track record
with alcohol.

757
00:30:33,114 --> 00:30:35,827
Whenever he and booze
have had a face-off,

758
00:30:35,895 --> 00:30:38,785
he... usually loses.

759
00:30:39,942 --> 00:30:42,077
Um, but I know
Professor Youens well.

760
00:30:42,589 --> 00:30:44,636
And he's not a danger to me.

761
00:30:44,919 --> 00:30:47,856
No, in fact,
I wouldn't be alive without him.

762
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:51,403
A year ago,
I was blacking out,

763
00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:53,086
was violent,

764
00:30:53,247 --> 00:30:57,309
and it was Professor Youens
that got me into rehab.

765
00:30:57,583 --> 00:31:00,660
Uh, he even paid for it.
I didn't have the money.

766
00:31:01,098 --> 00:31:02,770
And when I got out,
he was there,

767
00:31:02,856 --> 00:31:04,723
to take me to
my first AA meeting.

768
00:31:05,176 --> 00:31:07,851
He saw the value in my life

769
00:31:07,919 --> 00:31:09,286
when I didn't.

770
00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,358
I-I know that this car accident

771
00:31:11,426 --> 00:31:13,007
was a wake-up call for him.

772
00:31:13,075 --> 00:31:15,215
And he knows
that he could have hurt

773
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:17,958
Ms. Rodriguez, but...

774
00:31:18,903 --> 00:31:21,356
he has remorse
for what he did, Your Honor.

775
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:23,903
And he has the will
and the desire

776
00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:26,112
to live a meaningful,
sober life.

777
00:31:26,189 --> 00:31:28,270
So...

778
00:31:30,653 --> 00:31:33,520
please give him the chance
that he gave to me.

779
00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:36,106
Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.

780
00:31:36,176 --> 00:31:37,520
You may be seated.

781
00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:39,383
Thank you.

782
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,946
Defense calls Clyde Youens.

783
00:31:54,821 --> 00:31:56,321
Oh...

784
00:31:57,695 --> 00:32:00,820
♪ Brooding rock music ♪

785
00:32:00,897 --> 00:32:02,744
♪♪♪

786
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,077
Is he drunk?

787
00:32:05,154 --> 00:32:06,817
How the hell
did he get fucking drunk?

788
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:09,240
I don't know.

789
00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:12,590
♪♪♪

790
00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:18,910
Hola.

791
00:32:18,987 --> 00:32:21,820
♪ Brooding rock music builds ♪

792
00:32:21,897 --> 00:32:23,215
♪♪♪

793
00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,544
Just make sure
the tarps are secure.

794
00:32:36,676 --> 00:32:38,335
Attention, street kids.

795
00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:41,286
You look hungry.
I bought you pizza.

796
00:32:41,512 --> 00:32:43,551
It's being delivered
right now to the park.

797
00:32:43,619 --> 00:32:44,778
Completely free.

798
00:32:44,846 --> 00:32:47,100
All you have to do is
go there and eat it.

799
00:32:47,193 --> 00:32:49,904
Hey, hey, Ian says
we're not to leave camp.

800
00:32:50,074 --> 00:32:51,539
It's meat lovers pizza.

801
00:32:51,607 --> 00:32:53,985
I repeat,
there is hot, free

802
00:32:54,071 --> 00:32:56,368
meat lovers pizza
waiting for ya.

803
00:32:56,436 --> 00:32:58,987
Twelve large pies.

804
00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:05,287
And I will pay you
20 bucks each to go eat it.

805
00:33:05,649 --> 00:33:07,014
Okay!

806
00:33:07,303 --> 00:33:09,032
Follow that pepperoni smell.

807
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:10,865
Who wants a crisp $20 bill?

808
00:33:10,936 --> 00:33:13,084
You get a 20.
You get a 20.

809
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:16,036
You get a 20. You get a 20.
You get a 20.

810
00:33:16,113 --> 00:33:17,969
You get a 20.
You get a 20.

811
00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:19,452
You get a 20.

812
00:33:19,529 --> 00:33:20,861
You get a 20.

813
00:33:20,938 --> 00:33:23,903
♪ Bluesy rock music ♪

814
00:33:24,607 --> 00:33:26,278
You get an extra 20.

815
00:33:26,355 --> 00:33:28,153
♪♪♪

816
00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:31,357
An extra two 20s.

817
00:33:31,771 --> 00:33:35,240
♪♪♪

818
00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:38,209
Okay, boys!

819
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,101
Bring it in!
Rápido, rápido!

820
00:33:40,169 --> 00:33:41,225
Clear the lot!

821
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,764
Thank you, thank you!
Everything goes!

822
00:33:43,904 --> 00:33:47,654
♪♪♪

823
00:33:51,944 --> 00:33:53,725
Whoa... whoa... whoa, hey.

824
00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:55,376
- Come on, now!
- No, cutting, man!

825
00:33:55,444 --> 00:33:58,068
Sorry, I'm new here.
Where's the managers line?

826
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:01,701
We're all managers.
I was at IBM for 35 years.

827
00:34:02,186 --> 00:34:03,842
Wait.

828
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,889
All of these men
are laid-off managers?

829
00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:06,982
That can't be.

830
00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:09,084
Keith got dumped by GM.

831
00:34:09,223 --> 00:34:10,903
- Steilen by EUS.
- Yep.

832
00:34:10,971 --> 00:34:13,389
Kent by Dollar Depot.
Cal by the "Tribune."

833
00:34:13,457 --> 00:34:16,089
Twenty-seven Christmas Eves
I worked for those fucks,

834
00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:18,428
and they laid me off
on my 59th birthday.

835
00:34:18,496 --> 00:34:20,661
What about you, buddy?
Who done you wrong?

836
00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:22,940
Oh, uh,
Lumber Lawn and Lighting.

837
00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:25,515
- Fuckin' automation.
- That's the worst, yeah.

838
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:26,702
Tough break, man.
That's awful.

839
00:34:26,769 --> 00:34:28,904
Thank you.
It's been rough.

840
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,529
I've got five kids...

841
00:34:30,597 --> 00:34:33,021
- And one of them's got asthma.
- Line starts back there, pal!

842
00:34:35,994 --> 00:34:39,201
♪ pensive rock music ♪

843
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:44,327
♪♪♪

844
00:34:49,994 --> 00:34:53,409
♪ Just a smile ♪

845
00:34:53,486 --> 00:34:56,944
♪♪♪

846
00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:05,952
We shoot the whole thing
on my phone,

847
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,195
"Blair Witch" style.

848
00:35:07,258 --> 00:35:09,139
Make it shake.
Make it seem trembly.

849
00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:10,923
Won't they be able
to recognize my voice?

850
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,179
Voice-changing app.

851
00:35:12,249 --> 00:35:13,882
You'll sound like...
Like Steve Hawking.

852
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,260
When I say "action,"
say you need

853
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:17,805
$3,527 for a drug debt.

854
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,347
They won't ask any questions

855
00:35:19,424 --> 00:35:20,881
once they hear
the words "drug debt."

856
00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,139
And keep all the details
really vague.

857
00:35:23,216 --> 00:35:25,631
Say that you want to meet
somewhere public for the drop.

858
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:28,673
Um, somewhere that
you know well.

859
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,984
Okay?

860
00:35:31,007 --> 00:35:32,101
Ready?

861
00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,555
And action!

862
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:38,039
No! No!

863
00:35:44,554 --> 00:35:46,340
Fucking unbelievable!

864
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:48,389
That's what it is.

865
00:35:48,466 --> 00:35:49,673
What is, Frank?

866
00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:52,507
This United States of America.

867
00:35:52,898 --> 00:35:54,781
I played by the rules.

868
00:35:55,023 --> 00:35:58,562
I gave my life, my blood,
sweat, and tears to that job.

869
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,666
- Paid my taxes...
- For a few weeks.

870
00:36:00,734 --> 00:36:02,139
Colored inside the lines.

871
00:36:02,216 --> 00:36:04,465
Didn't roll through
the stop sign.

872
00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:06,264
And where did it get me?

873
00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:07,847
Up the ass, that's where.

874
00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:10,258
Right up the ole poop shoot.

875
00:36:10,562 --> 00:36:12,781
I was moving up in this world.

876
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:13,976
And now?

877
00:36:14,044 --> 00:36:15,058
♪ Upbeat patriotic music ♪

878
00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:16,974
I'm a 50-something

879
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,472
adult white male

880
00:36:18,549 --> 00:36:20,400
with a couple of years
of college

881
00:36:20,468 --> 00:36:22,055
and managerial experience,

882
00:36:22,132 --> 00:36:23,392
and the only thing
available to me

883
00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:25,972
is minimum wage!

884
00:36:26,049 --> 00:36:28,007
The system is fucked!

885
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:32,306
Give me a shot of Jamie.

886
00:36:32,562 --> 00:36:34,478
And leave the bottle.

887
00:36:38,886 --> 00:36:40,714
The America we knew

888
00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:43,215
has ditched the party
and turned the lights out,

889
00:36:43,346 --> 00:36:44,982
boys and girls.

890
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:48,340
And left us white guys in
the dark to fight each other

891
00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:52,341
over the few crumbs
left behind by our masters.

892
00:37:03,924 --> 00:37:05,667
Am I right?

893
00:37:06,299 --> 00:37:08,965
You think you're having
a shit day, pal?

894
00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,215
I'm being deported next month.

895
00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:14,014
Been here 25 years.

896
00:37:14,091 --> 00:37:18,264
I was a translator in Iraq
during the goddamn Desert Storm.

897
00:37:18,341 --> 00:37:20,222
Now they're kicking me out.

898
00:37:20,299 --> 00:37:22,349
Because of
a fucking speeding ticket.

899
00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:24,138
I tried to flee up to Canada,

900
00:37:24,206 --> 00:37:26,300
but they stopped me
at the border,

901
00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:29,409
wouldn't let me in,
sent me back.

902
00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:32,745
Wait, you're trying to get
out of America?

903
00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:33,941
Yeah.

904
00:37:34,009 --> 00:37:35,862
Jesus, that's a piece
of fucking cake.

905
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,839
Yeah, maybe for a white guy.

906
00:37:39,409 --> 00:37:42,507
♪ upbeat patriotic music ♪

907
00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:45,431
♪♪♪

908
00:37:45,508 --> 00:37:47,073
Frank Gallagher.

909
00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:50,805
- Akram.
- Akram, my friend.

910
00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:52,909
This could be your lucky day.

911
00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:55,055
Praise Allah.

912
00:38:05,341 --> 00:38:06,924
What the...

913
00:38:09,799 --> 00:38:12,389
♪ upbeat rock music ♪

914
00:38:12,633 --> 00:38:15,423
There's a dumpster
welded to my fucking car?

915
00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:19,789
Who the fuck welded
a dumpster to my fucking car?

916
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,680
What the motherfucking fuck?

917
00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:26,789
What's going on down here?

918
00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:29,409
I'm fired,
but it was 100% worth it

919
00:38:29,477 --> 00:38:31,852
to see the look
on that scumbag's face.

920
00:38:33,258 --> 00:38:35,306
Thank you very much
for the opportunity, Nadine.

921
00:38:35,383 --> 00:38:37,340
I'll be back Friday
to collect my last check.

922
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:40,132
♪♪♪

923
00:38:57,852 --> 00:39:00,131
<i>Please stand
back, doors now closing.</i>

924
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:03,257
♪ Dramatic rock music ♪

925
00:39:03,334 --> 00:39:07,001
♪♪♪

926
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:35,923
Fuckin' A.

927
00:39:35,991 --> 00:39:37,722
♪♪♪

928
00:39:37,946 --> 00:39:39,727
- Where is she?
- Who's she?

929
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:41,782
Don't "who" me, you little shit.
Kassidi.

930
00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,428
My daughter, where is she?

931
00:39:43,663 --> 00:39:45,438
Uh, I can't disclose
that to you, sir.

932
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:46,866
I promised her.

933
00:39:47,549 --> 00:39:50,438
- How old are you kid, 15?
- Sixteen.

934
00:39:50,506 --> 00:39:52,561
Well, maybe you don't
know this about the world yet,

935
00:39:52,629 --> 00:39:55,467
but girls like Kassidi,
this is what they do.

936
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,305
You have no idea
how many times I've done

937
00:39:57,373 --> 00:39:58,913
this ransom bullshit thing.

938
00:39:58,983 --> 00:40:01,139
My daughter's a Venus flytrap.

939
00:40:01,216 --> 00:40:03,472
Lures you in, and snap,

940
00:40:03,549 --> 00:40:05,181
eats you slowly over time.

941
00:40:05,258 --> 00:40:08,061
Just like her mother.
And you're on the menu.

942
00:40:08,436 --> 00:40:11,232
Now tell me where she is.

943
00:40:11,498 --> 00:40:12,930
No can do.

944
00:40:14,715 --> 00:40:16,423
Tell Kassidi it's
Tiffani's 12th birthday

945
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,798
on Friday, and her mother
wants her at the club.

946
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,264
In the same blue Chanel dress
she ran off in last Friday.

947
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,647
Make sure she gets it
dry-cleaned.

948
00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:40,258
Hey.

949
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,330
Look, I don't care who's
right or who's wrong anymore.

950
00:40:45,414 --> 00:40:47,447
I just want this to be over.

951
00:40:48,595 --> 00:40:50,369
You threw away their shit.

952
00:40:50,757 --> 00:40:52,251
And you called
an inspector on me.

953
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,962
Cost me 400 bucks
in sprinkler services.

954
00:40:55,205 --> 00:40:58,139
We both did shit.
We're both guilty.

955
00:40:58,501 --> 00:41:01,798
I don't care anymore.
I just want to fix this.

956
00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:04,056
I called Margo.

957
00:41:04,383 --> 00:41:06,507
She's got another building
she's willing to lease.

958
00:41:06,575 --> 00:41:09,801
It's... way down on Ashland,
but it's got good bones

959
00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:11,707
and she's willing
to rent it monthly.

960
00:41:11,775 --> 00:41:13,356
I already found
the perfect building.

961
00:41:13,424 --> 00:41:15,514
You stole it.

962
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,055
I understand
that you feel wronged.

963
00:41:21,132 --> 00:41:23,172
And while I do not
see it that way,

964
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,063
I'm trying to
do the right thing here.

965
00:41:25,131 --> 00:41:27,264
I got Margo to waive
first and last.

966
00:41:27,341 --> 00:41:28,805
We don't want your charity.

967
00:41:28,889 --> 00:41:30,929
Wait, where... where is this place?
Fuck off, Fiona.

968
00:41:30,996 --> 00:41:33,173
- The answer's no.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?

969
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,266
I am trying to move forward here

970
00:41:35,334 --> 00:41:37,058
and you are
acting like a toddler!

971
00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:39,092
What is going on with you?

972
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,170
Are you off your meds?

973
00:41:45,757 --> 00:41:47,382
- What?
- You heard me.

974
00:41:47,459 --> 00:41:50,423
Your meds.
Are you taking 'em?

975
00:41:52,694 --> 00:41:54,303
Are you?

976
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:56,420
Yeah.

977
00:41:56,983 --> 00:41:59,639
I am taking
my fucking meds, Fiona.

978
00:42:00,225 --> 00:42:03,355
I'm just... fucking angry.

979
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,313
Are you gonna accuse me
of being off my meds

980
00:42:05,381 --> 00:42:07,638
every time I get fucking angry
for the rest of my life?

981
00:42:07,715 --> 00:42:09,361
'Cause I am allowed
to get angry...

982
00:42:09,429 --> 00:42:10,871
at bitch assholes

983
00:42:10,939 --> 00:42:13,694
when they are being
fucking bitch assholes!

984
00:42:25,229 --> 00:42:27,236
It's a good building.

985
00:42:28,654 --> 00:42:30,780
At least take a look, okay?

986
00:42:33,624 --> 00:42:36,486
We cross the
Michigan border right here.

987
00:42:36,619 --> 00:42:38,265
♪ Upbeat rock music playing ♪

988
00:42:38,334 --> 00:42:40,930
I am your deliverer, my friend.

989
00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:43,580
It just so happens
I find myself between jobs,

990
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,364
so for a small fee...

991
00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:49,322
say, 200, plus gas and tolls,

992
00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:51,431
I'll get you
and your family across,

993
00:42:51,508 --> 00:42:53,756
show what that big,
beautiful country up north

994
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,306
is all "a-boot."

995
00:42:55,383 --> 00:42:57,199
Hey, Frank,
if you're going to Canada,

996
00:42:57,267 --> 00:43:00,043
can you do me a favor, bring me
back some Canadian insulin?

997
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,507
It's 50 percent cheaper
up there.

998
00:43:01,584 --> 00:43:02,923
Sorry, going across on foot.

999
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,306
No time to hit a pharmacy.

1000
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,816
Unless, of course,

1001
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,744
you want me to make time?

1002
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:10,631
You're a rat bastard, Frank,
you know that?

1003
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:14,048
It's my insulin.
Literally keeps me alive.

1004
00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:16,354
It's your diabetes, not mine.

1005
00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:18,722
Oh, fine, I'll...
I'll pay you 20 bucks

1006
00:43:18,799 --> 00:43:20,382
to get me a case of
Canadian insulin.

1007
00:43:20,459 --> 00:43:22,978
- Oh, who's going to Canada?
- He is.

1008
00:43:23,197 --> 00:43:25,722
Buddy, listen,
can you get me some EpiPens?

1009
00:43:25,790 --> 00:43:27,290
My kid's allergic to peanuts.

1010
00:43:27,358 --> 00:43:29,574
They're 600 bucks here,
and only 225 up there.

1011
00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:31,762
I-I'll pay you
whatever he's paying.

1012
00:43:31,837 --> 00:43:33,104
Well, Kermit's a friend.

1013
00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:34,962
I was giving him
the friend-price.

1014
00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:38,660
My rate's... $30 per drug,
per run, plus gratuity.

1015
00:43:38,728 --> 00:43:40,055
Done.

1016
00:43:40,124 --> 00:43:42,816
I-I was first.
Frank, it's Invokana.

1017
00:43:42,884 --> 00:43:46,720
I-N-V-O-K-A-N-A.

1018
00:43:46,891 --> 00:43:49,305
You know, my cousin'd take
a case of that Tecfidera

1019
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:50,306
for his MS friend.

1020
00:43:50,383 --> 00:43:51,673
Gentlemen, one at a time.

1021
00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:54,603
A man's backpack is only so big.

1022
00:44:17,314 --> 00:44:19,222
You okay?

1023
00:44:20,126 --> 00:44:22,257
I mean,
they feeding you and stuff?

1024
00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:23,763
Yeah.

1025
00:44:24,173 --> 00:44:26,142
Just like summer camp.

1026
00:44:27,007 --> 00:44:29,756
The lawyer say anything
about a sentence hearing?

1027
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,881
I mean, they set a date yet
or...?

1028
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:33,798
Yeah, uh, August 17th.

1029
00:44:39,632 --> 00:44:41,763
You want me to call anybody?

1030
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,548
Who you gonna call, Lip?

1031
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,714
- Well, your family?
- Um.

1032
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,769
Uh, your ex?
Your daughter?

1033
00:44:50,808 --> 00:44:52,387
No.

1034
00:44:52,737 --> 00:44:55,964
They were gonna take it easy
on you today, you...

1035
00:44:56,343 --> 00:44:58,300
you know that, right?

1036
00:44:58,886 --> 00:45:00,706
Yeah.

1037
00:45:01,495 --> 00:45:04,323
Where the fuck do you even
get booze in a courthouse?

1038
00:45:06,799 --> 00:45:08,355
I'm a drunk, Lip.

1039
00:45:08,744 --> 00:45:11,175
Drunks can always get booze.

1040
00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:17,292
I mean,
you could've got probation.

1041
00:45:18,526 --> 00:45:20,798
A halfway house
with time served.

1042
00:45:21,003 --> 00:45:22,347
What can I say?

1043
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:24,218
Life's a bitch.

1044
00:45:28,831 --> 00:45:30,076
All you had to do

1045
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:33,055
was not fucking drink,
you stupid prick!

1046
00:45:33,132 --> 00:45:35,948
What the fuck's
the matter with you anyway?

1047
00:45:37,448 --> 00:45:38,691
I wanted a drink.

1048
00:45:38,848 --> 00:45:40,558
Oh, you don't think
I wanted a fucking drink today?

1049
00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:42,917
All day I wanted
a fucking drink.

1050
00:45:43,045 --> 00:45:44,419
Everybody gets to drink.

1051
00:45:44,487 --> 00:45:46,583
You get to drink.
Brad gets to drink.

1052
00:45:46,651 --> 00:45:49,763
I get to clean up fucking vomit
and cart your ass around!

1053
00:45:50,058 --> 00:45:51,761
I mean, I want a fucking drink

1054
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,026
so fucking bad

1055
00:45:53,094 --> 00:45:55,214
I'm afraid my head
might fucking explode!

1056
00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:56,456
Hey!

1057
00:45:56,596 --> 00:45:58,073
♪ Somber music ♪

1058
00:45:58,784 --> 00:46:00,394
Keep it down.

1059
00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:03,556
♪♪♪

1060
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,480
Look.

1061
00:46:06,011 --> 00:46:08,401
I appreciated
all your help today.

1062
00:46:09,152 --> 00:46:11,026
But I didn't ask for it.

1063
00:46:11,448 --> 00:46:13,472
I never asked you for a thing.

1064
00:46:13,808 --> 00:46:16,889
♪ One of these days
the sky's gonna break ♪

1065
00:46:16,966 --> 00:46:19,215
♪ And everything will escape ♪

1066
00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:21,995
♪ And I'll know ♪

1067
00:46:23,722 --> 00:46:25,097
You care?

1068
00:46:26,503 --> 00:46:27,507
♪ One of these days... ♪

1069
00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:30,878
I mean, do you care?
About anything?

1070
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:34,855
I chose booze.

1071
00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:38,034
A long time ago.

1072
00:46:39,683 --> 00:46:42,019
You don't like what you see,

1073
00:46:43,144 --> 00:46:44,889
don't look.

1074
00:46:45,753 --> 00:46:49,591
♪ We were made
to never fall away ♪

1075
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:53,456
♪♪♪

1076
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:06,401
I went with Fiona to look at
that place on Ashland.

1077
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:08,431
You what?

1078
00:47:08,612 --> 00:47:11,925
It's got good bones.
I signed the lease.

1079
00:47:15,258 --> 00:47:17,638
Fuck, Trev.

1080
00:47:17,715 --> 00:47:20,722
She's right about you
not being yourself lately.

1081
00:47:21,128 --> 00:47:23,870
This isn't the mountain
you're making it to be.

1082
00:47:24,307 --> 00:47:26,940
Are you taking care of yourself?

1083
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,178
Yes.

1084
00:47:30,534 --> 00:47:33,841
I am taking my fucking meds.

1085
00:47:33,909 --> 00:47:35,306
Now get off my porch, dick.

1086
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:38,083
It is my job to do
what is best for those kids.

1087
00:47:38,151 --> 00:47:39,841
And that place on Ashland

1088
00:47:39,909 --> 00:47:41,972
will make their lives
a little bit better.

1089
00:48:07,995 --> 00:48:11,188
God damn it, V!
You used fabric softener.

1090
00:48:11,258 --> 00:48:14,076
Amy's allergic and now she's
gonna get a fuckin' angry rash.

1091
00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:16,308
Why can't you
remember this shit?

1092
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:21,066
No fabric softener
in the girls' jammies.

1093
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,974
Quick, Kev, what else?

1094
00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:25,107
What else what?

1095
00:48:25,581 --> 00:48:27,373
How else have I wronged you?

1096
00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:28,898
Besides fabric softener.

1097
00:48:28,966 --> 00:48:31,298
How have I been
a bad, bad girl?

1098
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:34,131
♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

1099
00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:35,298
Oh.

1100
00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:39,105
♪♪♪

1101
00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,389
Hey.

1102
00:48:51,691 --> 00:48:53,090
Hey, you get tuition?

1103
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,014
- Every cent.
- Yes. See?

1104
00:48:55,082 --> 00:48:56,215
I knew you could do it.

1105
00:48:56,284 --> 00:48:58,136
I saw your potential,
and I helped you

1106
00:48:58,204 --> 00:48:59,277
achieve great things.

1107
00:49:01,549 --> 00:49:02,896
Wait, what are you doing?

1108
00:49:02,964 --> 00:49:04,131
Letting you go.

1109
00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:05,889
What? Why?

1110
00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:08,980
You got me my tuition.
You're free to go.

1111
00:49:09,048 --> 00:49:11,279
You know, there's this
party for Tiffani on Friday...

1112
00:49:11,347 --> 00:49:12,605
No!
No, God, no.

1113
00:49:12,673 --> 00:49:14,386
Please, don't make me go, Carl.

1114
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,784
You have no idea

1115
00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:18,558
what kind of fucking hell
awaits me outside.

1116
00:49:18,675 --> 00:49:20,472
SAT prep.
Tennis camp.

1117
00:49:20,647 --> 00:49:22,529
Another fucking cruise
around the Greek Islands,

1118
00:49:22,597 --> 00:49:24,050
as if I haven't seen
the Gallipoli.

1119
00:49:24,144 --> 00:49:25,680
Like I enjoy P Diddy's yacht

1120
00:49:25,757 --> 00:49:27,340
just because
my father does his teeth.

1121
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:28,847
Who cares?

1122
00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:31,215
You have to go home, Kassidi.

1123
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:33,839
No, this is like
Stockholm Syndrome,

1124
00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:35,763
only for real.

1125
00:49:36,011 --> 00:49:37,691
I will not go back.

1126
00:49:39,034 --> 00:49:40,347
No.

1127
00:49:40,415 --> 00:49:43,088
No, I get to stay.

1128
00:49:43,174 --> 00:49:44,930
Say it.

1129
00:49:45,007 --> 00:49:48,383
Say, "You get to stay, Kassidi."

1130
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:56,006
See?
You do want me to stay.

1131
00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:58,433
Fuck.

1132
00:50:00,409 --> 00:50:02,680
You, uh, want mayo or mustard?

1133
00:50:02,816 --> 00:50:04,423
You got any Dijon?

1134
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,889
No.

1135
00:50:06,098 --> 00:50:07,722
Mayo.

1136
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:20,691
You want to hit the 8:00 a.m.
meeting tomorrow or the 9:00?

1137
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:22,917
9:00.

1138
00:50:23,182 --> 00:50:24,647
Cool.

1139
00:50:28,549 --> 00:50:31,007
You know, we're gonna
get you that 30-day chip.

1140
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,323
You'll be back home

1141
00:50:34,447 --> 00:50:36,941
with Cami and your baby
before you know it.

1142
00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:43,026
Program works if you work it,
right?

1143
00:50:45,388 --> 00:50:47,191
How's the sandwich?

1144
00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:50,144
It's good.

1145
00:50:50,925 --> 00:50:52,870
Thanks.

1146
00:50:53,757 --> 00:50:56,798
♪ Gentle rock music ♪

1147
00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:00,636
♪♪♪

1148
00:51:02,334 --> 00:51:05,901
♪♪♪

1149
00:51:06,544 --> 00:51:08,854
Hi, Ian.
Can I come in?

1150
00:51:09,245 --> 00:51:10,779
Sure.

1151
00:51:11,303 --> 00:51:14,980
♪♪♪

1152
00:51:16,424 --> 00:51:20,805
♪ Are we misplaced ♪

1153
00:51:20,882 --> 00:51:22,423
♪ If it doesn't match ♪

1154
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,128
I want things to be okay
between us.

1155
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:27,308
They are.

1156
00:51:27,526 --> 00:51:29,284
Really?

1157
00:51:29,872 --> 00:51:33,167
'Cause I'd prefer not to
wake up to a bucket of ice.

1158
00:51:33,675 --> 00:51:35,097
We're fine.

1159
00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:37,808
I shouldn't have wasted my
energy on that bullshit anyway,

1160
00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:41,581
not when there are
larger concerns to consider.

1161
00:51:42,855 --> 00:51:45,987
Larger concerns like what?

1162
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:50,519
♪♪♪

1163
00:51:58,299 --> 00:52:00,631
Is there anything else
you wanted to talk about?

1164
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,099
♪♪♪

1165
00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:04,089
I was almost asleep in here.

1166
00:52:04,244 --> 00:52:06,596
♪ I cannot hold
Why am I trying ♪

1167
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,340
Night, Ian.

1168
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,847
♪♪♪

1169
00:52:10,924 --> 00:52:14,340
♪ Just let her be
and she will come back ♪

1170
00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:18,298
♪ And lay a kiss
upon my shoulder ♪

1171
00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:20,276
I love you, you know?

1172
00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:25,347
♪ Just trying to make you feel
what I'm feeling this time ♪

1173
00:52:25,441 --> 00:52:26,930
You too.

1174
00:52:27,034 --> 00:52:32,331
♪ If I could make you notice
the bleeding ♪

1175
00:52:32,409 --> 00:52:35,003
♪ You might ♪

1176
00:52:38,966 --> 00:52:42,006
♪ upbeat rock music ♪

1177
00:52:42,074 --> 00:52:45,626
♪♪♪

1178
00:52:56,545 --> 00:52:59,384
♪♪

1179
00:53:00,402 --> 00:53:02,319
And do you think I like
picking long scummy hairs

1180
00:53:02,386 --> 00:53:03,540
out of the drain? No.

1181
00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:05,329
But do you give a fuck? No.

1182
00:53:05,423 --> 00:53:08,340
If you did, you would use
the goddamn mesh drain stopper.

1183
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,638
- Wouldn't you?
- Yes...

1184
00:53:09,715 --> 00:53:10,766
- Wouldn't you?
- I'm close.

1185
00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:12,189
I'm so close!

1186
00:53:12,257 --> 00:53:14,931
You never hang up wet towels.

1187
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:16,972
You never refill the ice tray!

1188
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,848
You never buy stamps!

1189
00:53:22,307 --> 00:53:25,845
♪♪♪
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1190
00:53:27,278 --> 00:53:31,165
♪♪♪

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